Why is Google not mentioned in the bible? Where is the book of Google?

Google is not in the bible, but the bible IS in Google. Therefore, Google is God.





If you're blind and lost in one of those other evil, false religions, it's not too late to turn it around and accept Google.





http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scriptu...

Why is Google not mentioned in the bible? Where is the book of Google?
Hey! You know, you're right!





All my life, I heard that EVERYTHING I EVER needed to know is in just one book. That seemed convenient to me, because I ain't such a good reader. Anyways, I figured that if'n I ever go time to read that book, I'd know pert-near everything!





But now I find out that this particular book ain't got all the information, It ain't got nuthin 'bout beer or baseball or NASCAR in it! ... and THEM is my favrite thaings!





Shee-it! I bin lied to!





I'm a-gonna get me some GOOGLE!


Halaluya!





thanks Man!
Reply:It is mentioned in the Bible it covers idol worship! God said man has many idols. Google must be one o them. The world is blind and lost without a religion,the rituals and traditions of men.





Can we put our trust in a computer chip?
Reply:Google was not yet formed when the Bible was written, dude.
Reply:This is kinda funny, but rapidly getting old.
Reply:Well if we consider what makes a "god" or "religion" perhaps we could see how Google sizes up against some of the others.





So people seek knowledge/ enlightenment and guidance from Google,


Google is everywhere,


People can be converted to Google


Google always answers,


Google is easily assessable,


if google is on your Internet servers homepage then I guess you could consider that part of your bill goes towards paying Google, or more commonly known as tithing...


many people are aware of Google, but some choose to use another search engine...hethvens...


some people swear by Google


Google can be conversial


and in the face of criticism Google doesn't answer.





I guess taken these points into account Google could constitute a religion, but not one for me Ty :-)
Reply:okay you are how old?
Reply:It's not mentioned (in the Bible) because it (Google) makes more sense.
Reply:Not in the Bible, but I believe Nostradamus predicted the Internet!
Reply:Google is mentioned in Rastafarianism.
Reply:Try doing a Bible search for it.
Reply:Ok somebody needs to lay off the crackpipe!
Reply:It's in yo' LOWER lobe of yo' ?brain?.